Monthly Archives: June 2011

International Bright Young Things

Wippo: Tomas Pekhart was signed by Spurs in 2007 as a 16 year old. He was heralded as the Czech Wayne Rooney – but he isn’t short, ugly and shrek-like – he just scored goals and played good football. Slavia Prague … Continue reading

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The Sloth Of News 2

Football Wippo: Has Randy “Randy” Lerner taken leave of his senses? Probably. The Brum derby next season will be a cacophony of boos. Clive: I said I’d laugh and I haven’t stopped since hearing the news. Aston Villa used to have … Continue reading

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Deja Vu – All Over Again

Rory McIlroy fired a stunning six-under 65 to lead the US Open by three shots after the first round at Congressional. Wippo: Clive’s ambivalence about golf means this will be short and rather one sided, but when have we seen … Continue reading

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Balls, or the lack thereof

Wippo: Aston Villa fans must be apoplectic at the thought of ‘Randy’ Randy Lerner attempting to hire Alex McLeish. Not only did he steer fierce rivals Birmingham to relegation (again), but he’s also a really shit manager who makes Avram … Continue reading

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The name’s Button, Jenson Button…

Wippo: Last time I wrote about F1 I wondered why I was still watching it. Well, Sunday’s Canadian GP reminded me why, no problem! Anybody who stuck with and no doubt channel hopped throughout the 6 hour deluge that preceded and … Continue reading

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And it’s Goodnight from them…

Wippo: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13738222.stm Clive and I have been diametrically opposed regarding Rushden & Diamonds; he cursed them because of the Max Griggs connection, while I went to see them more often than my own beloved football team. The news that they have … Continue reading

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The Sloth Of News 1

Where you hear it here last, but with added guff… Football Wippo: Apparently Usain Bolt, the world’s coolest sports dude, wants to be a footballer when he retires from athletics and he reckons he’s good enough to play for Man Utd. Not … Continue reading

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Cow’s Arse Missed By Banjo

Wippo: Starring Darren “Banjo” Bent, in which last night’s England team scraped a barely deserved draw but could have won had it not been for Banjo’s ineptitude against a team whose best defender was Phillipe Senderos, a centre half with … Continue reading

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Boycott – Not the Yorkshireman

Wippo: Part of me wants to tell FIFA to stick its family up its arse and leave the sycophantic English hating twats to their poncey fucking competitions and initiatives. Here’s an idea: The English Premier league is the biggest in the … Continue reading

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