Boycott – Not the Yorkshireman

Wippo: Part of me wants to tell FIFA to stick its family up its arse and leave the sycophantic English hating twats to their poncey fucking competitions and initiatives.

Here’s an idea: The English Premier league is the biggest in the world; it attracts huge amounts of revenue and has a large percentage of the best players in the world in it.

Club power is huge, just take a look at the 20 richest clubs in the world: The table shows the rank, club, how much they’re worth, where they’re from and whether they’re up or down on last year. This table is from Deloitte’s.

1. Real Madrid 438.6 Spain Spain steady
2. Barcelona 398.1 Spain Spain steady
3. Manchester United 349.8 England England steady
4. Bayern Munich 323.0 Germany Germany steady
5. Arsenal 274.1 England England steady
6. Chelsea 255.9 England England steady
7. Milan 235.8 Italy Italy increase3
8. Liverpool 225.3 England England decrease1
9. Internazionale 224.8 Italy Italy steady
10. Juventus 205.0 Italy Italy decrease2
11. Manchester City 152.8 England England increase9
12. Tottenham Hotspur 146.3 England England increase3
13. Hamburg 146.2 Germany Germany decrease2
14. Lyon 146.1 France France decrease1
15. Marseille 141.1 France France decrease1
16. Schalke 139.8 Germany Germany steady
17. Atlético Madrid 124.5 Spain Spain increase5
18. Roma 122.7 Italy Italy decrease6
19. Stuttgart 114.8 Germany Germany increase5
20. Aston Villa 109.4 England England increase5
They’re all European.
3 Spanish; 4 German; 4 Italian; 7 English; 2 French. Get rid of Villa and Stuttgart and form a European Premier League, with a second tier featuring the next 16 richest clubs in the world. Two European Super Leagues with the top 36 clubs playing in it; initially.
Then regional/country Premier Leagues which would allow the winners of that competition to play off to compete in the two big leagues.
Yes, it would damage the integrity of the major European leagues; teams from Scotland, Holland, Russia, Portugal, Romania and Scandinavia would argue alienation. Who cares? All their best players are going to be playing in the Super League anyhow.
So, how does this affect FIFA?
Well, this will have so much power and influence that it could argue that their players are more valuable NOT playing for their country. These clubs could offer more money NOT to play for your country. They could threaten to terminate contracts of players if they choose to play for their country. A World Cup without 150 of the best players in the world would not really have the weight would it?
Let’s be honest; most world class footballers who play for countries like Wales, Portugal, Ireland and the like are never likely to win a World Cup, so why not settle for an extra half a million in the bank for not going to one. It’s not like you can take the medal with you after you die, even if you were to get there and then win the thing.
It’s not fair, but then again, neither is FIFA.

Clive: Are we allowed to hate Barca-we’re-fookin’-perfect-we-are-lona? Do Everton get in this shebang somewhere? Seriously though – not a bad idea there, Wippo me old mucker. As an added bonus all those sponsors greasing the sweaty palms of those oleaginous wankers at FIFA would all flock to this little beanfest, leaving FIFA without a pot to piss in! Nicely!

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