Wippo: Fatal Internal Fucking About? Or Fuming Intern Fires Away, or Felatio Injures Fireman Alan (yeah, I know it’s not in the slightest relevant but it made me smile!)…my the fun to be had with those initials!
The increasingly fragile house of cards that is FIFA is teetering on the brink, hopefully soon to come crashing down.
Quote of the day from Jack Warner on being shafted by his cronies and hitting back with emails alleging Qatar bought the 2022 World Cup (no, really? Find that hard to believe!)
“You don’t have to believe me, you don’t have to like me, nobody has to eat with me, drink with me or sleep with me but Jesus Christ, take the truth when you see it.” Hahaha, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time! Oh, my sides.
Warner of course knows where all the decomposing bodies have been buried and let’s hope this is only the start. He’s already accused Blatter of throwing sweeteners all over CONCACAF and I cannot wait for more tales of alleged corruption. Oh, and the Aussies have demanded FIFA refund the $45.6m they spent on their unsuccessful 2022 bid as they rightly point out that if the result was a foregone conclusion then their money was spent in vain. I bet the FA are watching that one with a keen eye.
The question now is, can Blatter still hold an unopposed election for renewed leadership with all this brown stuff hitting the fan? Probably yes, as he’s not short in the brass neck department.
Oh yes, bring it on!!
Clive: I get the feeling that this will all end up being a storm in a Bank Holiday teacup. Blatter (which means ‘leaf’ in German) is a mighty powerful man; he can hold cities up with his bare hands and crap gold from his puckered anus.
UEFA has more credibility than FIFA and UEFA should widen its remit – invite South American teams to join and any other football nation that wants to be away from FIFA and its Blatter platitudes (Blatitudes?).
It’s more than obvious that the 2018 and 2022 World Cups were decided via cheques and champagne; what it needs are for the big guns – Spain, Germany, Brazil, England, Italy and Argentina to threaten to boycott FIFA unless there is a full, independent enquiry and FIFA gives back all the money spent by the nations who didn’t stand a chance but were led to believe they did.
England might not be as good as they once were; but at least we’re not covered in nasty foul smelling shit; the kind that falls out of Sepp Blatter’s gob every time he opens it.
Wippo: A recent pic of Sepp Blatter
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